"Welcome comrade! This is communist Russia. Our country is best country. As you see here, this is anvil factory. You see people on right side banging anvils with hammers, they are workers. People on left side, they too bang hammer on anvil, but they really KGB spying on right side people. They listen to finest worksong, they bang anvil and spy, they happy. Now you come with me. We go to steam factory, where women work. We throw them meat, we watch them fight for it to death. We drink vodka and laugh. There is small woman with sick child. She tiny. She kill many women already so child can have meat. She soul of Russia. This is why we are best nation. You understand Russian soul now, da? Da."
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